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Grant-dick

A unit of measurement equaling one-one thousandth of an inch.
When trying to measure out a length to cut wood three feet long your buddy named Grant says, "Oh, that would be about 36,000 Grant-dicks long", making your buddies then ask, "So Grant, your saying your dick is only 1/1000th of an inch? Sucks to be you"
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Grant Portera

Like to have sex with molly ball and like to lick Jordan Pruitt ass hole
Grant Portera kisses little kids
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East Grant

The most gangsta place in all of bucks county. located in Newtown, PA. The east side of the Newtown Grant projects. consists of the fawn hollow and pheasant walk sections. lots of crime
Dude, Im afraid to go to East Grant.

Montrell got shot walkin through East Grant.
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hugh grant

A British actor that can only play a bumbling, charming English 'gent'. The kind of man that would stammer around whilst flirting, eg. "Oh, erm, er, if I washed it would you touch it?"
See Four Weddings and a Funeral/Music and Lyrics/Love Actually/Notting Hill.

"That fool over there. He looks like Hugh Grant. He's all: "Oh, erm, er, if I washed it would you touch it?"
by Antonito Rodriguez Soler September 9, 2007
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Grant Monroe'd

When a guy uses you for sex and acts like he is interested in a relationship with you, then afterwards he has some "reason" as to why he doesn't want the relationship anymore.. Then later on actually cuts all contact from you in general.

Like: Getting back with his ex, because it's complicated.

Or, he "doesn't date" Because he doesn't like "taking risks"

Either way, getting Grant Monroe'd is a bad thing, and you should refrain from this.
Yeah, he Grant Monroe'd me last weekend, I still haven't gotten over it and he just ignores me.
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Grant Haber

With a name like that he is probably a strange loner who is smart but has cat-like motives.
Aww look at Grant Haber hissing again!
by blackhawk98 October 1, 2011
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