When trying to measure out a length to cut wood three feet long your buddy named Grant says, "Oh, that would be about 36,000 Grant-dicks long", making your buddies then ask, "So Grant, your saying your dick is only 1/1000th of an inch? Sucks to be you"
by G4$ September 21, 2013

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by That one dude at that one shop February 9, 2017

The most gangsta place in all of bucks county. located in Newtown, PA. The east side of the Newtown Grant projects. consists of the fawn hollow and pheasant walk sections. lots of crime
by thadon98r June 7, 2009

A British actor that can only play a bumbling, charming English 'gent'. The kind of man that would stammer around whilst flirting, eg. "Oh, erm, er, if I washed it would you touch it?"
See Four Weddings and a Funeral/Music and Lyrics/Love Actually/Notting Hill.
"That fool over there. He looks like Hugh Grant. He's all: "Oh, erm, er, if I washed it would you touch it?"
"That fool over there. He looks like Hugh Grant. He's all: "Oh, erm, er, if I washed it would you touch it?"
by Antonito Rodriguez Soler September 9, 2007

When a guy uses you for sex and acts like he is interested in a relationship with you, then afterwards he has some "reason" as to why he doesn't want the relationship anymore.. Then later on actually cuts all contact from you in general.
Like: Getting back with his ex, because it's complicated.
Or, he "doesn't date" Because he doesn't like "taking risks"
Either way, getting Grant Monroe'd is a bad thing, and you should refrain from this.
Like: Getting back with his ex, because it's complicated.
Or, he "doesn't date" Because he doesn't like "taking risks"
Either way, getting Grant Monroe'd is a bad thing, and you should refrain from this.
by isthiswhatI'mlivingfor? December 19, 2010

by blackhawk98 October 1, 2011
