It’s when you have been awake for 3-4 days and your feeling toey as and absolute Minger’s start looking good after day 4-5, ones you usually wouldn’t go for start becoming attractive
Johns been awake for 4 days now and thinks that chicks hot, mate she is a Minger he must have his boggle goggles on
by Tyler keenaz September 5, 2021
Get the Boggle goggles mug.The fact that females in North Dakota appear more attractive than they really are because of the shortage of women in the general population.
"That chick is super hot! Deff the hottest girl in this bar."
"Eh you just got your North Dakota goggles on. That chick would barely be a '7' back home."
"Eh you just got your North Dakota goggles on. That chick would barely be a '7' back home."
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a mini-meme originating from The Simpsons, the McBain character is warned to wear goggles to protect him from the acid, however later, he gets trapped in a flood of acid while yelling "MY EYES! THE GOGGLES TO NOTHING". It is often misread/pronounced as "the goggles, they do nothing".
Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.
Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.
by kyle.biddle December 4, 2010
Get the the goggles do nothing mug.A state entered after extensive abstinence from masturbation in which one perceives all others as more attractive than usual.
Dude. It might be Fap-Free February, but you just told me that Manda chick who's like 250 pounds was hot. You really need to take off your fap goggles.
by Firstborn Unicorn July 2, 2011
Get the fap goggles mug.A half chinese, half ogre mutant. Has jagged-yellow-rat-buck teeth, zelda-like ears, a receeding hairline and penny slit eyes. enjoys screaming "YAGUAA" in completely appropriate and unfunny times. Annoys people until they want to bash his gook brains in with a baseball bat. screams in the faces's of harmless children trying to be funny ( even though it is not at all ). Drops his jaw and squints his already tiny eye slits and talks out of the side of his mouth, trying to sound cool and tough, which he never is or will be. Sports a mushroom/mullet which is never cleaned.
Tyler is a Disguisting Gogre.
by Glen Henderson April 4, 2008
Get the Gogre mug.When you only have eyes for your partner, so the sexual advances of attractive members of the opposite sex no longer have an effect on you.
Fred: "That hot blonde at the phone storewas making a move on you" ...
George: "I didn't notice, I have relationship goggles"
George: "I didn't notice, I have relationship goggles"
by JPDyno July 14, 2009
Get the Relationship Goggles mug.one who stands alone and fears no evil because he knows he's the baddest motherfucker in the valley.
by mazdafarian November 14, 2009
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