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bitch gobble 

A bad ass mother fucking swimmer. He gets all the girls and gets laid every night. Just ask his roommate. Poor kid is scared for life, especially his ears and eyes. He throws sick parties and you can ask any Columbia student. He's only good at one type of the breaststroke.
I want to go Bitch Gobble's party tonight, it's going to be a huge rager.

Bitch Gobble is the best I've been with in bed.
bitch gobble by ilikebitches69 September 1, 2014
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Gooble Gobble 

When a person is high on speed and talks with a speeded up , confused tone
Hillbilly Hill was about to gooble gobble for hours on end after hits off the pookie.
Gooble Gobble by kushbrainz October 28, 2014

Cock Gobble 

While receiving a blow job, the man proceeds to urinate in the throat of his fuck buddy, causing her to scream in distress, which is distorted by the urine, Resulting in a sound which resembles a turkeys gobble.
*Man receives head and then urinates in the girls mouth*

Girl: You mother fuc, bwauh gobble.

Man: Tehehe

*Ends the cock gobble*
Cock Gobble by Brendaon123321 October 8, 2008

Hob-Gobble Titty Juice 

Hob-Gobble Titty Juice is when a woman's titties become a sloppy mess of cum, spit, and titty milk.
Man, last night was so crazy, I had sex with a chick and it became a mess of Hob-Gobble Titty Juice.

wobble gobble 

When your about to cum and you push the girl over and cum in her face
Yo last night I wobble gobbled that girl
wobble gobble by Idleness June 21, 2017

Turkey Gobble 

A genetic inheritance.
When extra skin acquired around the neck and sags.

Thus the person begins to look like a big turkey.
There he is, get him guys!!

What are you guys doing to me?

Oh shit thats just Bryan, damnit! we thought you were a big turkey!!

Its Thanksgiving where is Bryan??

Look at that turkey gobble- what a freak!

Insults to this person could be- gobble gobble

- your a big turkey bitch
- get running on thanksgiving motherfucker

- put feathers on this guy and you don't need a halloween costume

- FREAK

Gibel Gobble 

The term used to describe a male with an icredible personality and ridiculous good looks.
Gosh, Gibel Gobble makes me weak in the knees!
Gibel Gobble by BriBird22 January 11, 2008