gluteus-minimus

Just a very small butt.

guy: "I think I need ass implants, my butt cheeks are so small it hurts to sit down!"

girl: "Don't get implants, I love your gluteus-minimus!"

by mysmallbuttcheeks January 19, 2010

Vaginal Glutton

A new method of birth control where a micro chip is placed in a woman's vagina after intercourse. If 30 days passes, and there is no sign of a baby, the microchip will deactivate and be shitten out. If a baby is forming, the glutton will begin eating the baby. If the baby does not die from partial eating, the glutton will consume the entire thing, completely painless, but slightly ticklish to the woman.

Ill be back, I need a new pack of vaginal gluttons.

by Andy K April 18, 2004

glutimus maximus

The latin word glutimus maximus means your arse.

" I have a real pain in my glutimus maximus!"

by Mikethegreat scouser November 18, 2006

Glutton

Someone who admits to putting an ad on the interent three years ago, looking for someone willing to be slaughtered and eaten.

42 year old Arman Mivas
A really fat guy

by Kurt December 16, 2003

gluten

what celiacs can't have.

contrary to the previous definition, i promise you as a celiac that gluten IS in buckwheat and quinoa.

I accidentally ate gluten and now I'm gonna be sick for a couple of days because I have this stupid Celiac Disease ...

by Ashley the Celiac November 17, 2006

Glute

French word for 'booze'. Can define any type of beer.

'Paye glute à la soirée' stands for 'B.Y.O.B'

Wanna glute ?

by Artigros March 22, 2011

gluttony

Also 'Gluttsy'. Boyfriend to Maxi. Later becomes fiend after getting his heart broken.

"He never really loved Gluttsy. He's such a Bitch!"

by envysgurl1989 March 10, 2005