George Bush- Jeez, Laura, I lost two elections and I still get to keep this damn fancy home!
Laura Bush-Yes dear, whatever you say dear, love you dear.
George Bush- Ooh, what's this paper say, hmmmmm, it would enforce some sorta law that would ruin this nation, sounds good to me. What do you think dear?
Laura Bush- Yes, dear.
George Bush-*signs paper as "Doubleya"*
Laura Bush-Yes dear, whatever you say dear, love you dear.
George Bush- Ooh, what's this paper say, hmmmmm, it would enforce some sorta law that would ruin this nation, sounds good to me. What do you think dear?
Laura Bush- Yes, dear.
George Bush-*signs paper as "Doubleya"*
by Brita April 18, 2005

A quote from the man himself.
I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality
I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality
by derelict September 3, 2005

The central figure of the "asses of evil"... the other two major players being Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld.
Was that Foghorn Leghorn? NO! It was George W. Bush!!!
by Xena#999 September 3, 2005

Someone who loves war and doesnt seem to realise that war is bad. Also boyfriend of Tony Blair and joint leader of the UK
by Tony Blair November 24, 2003

by katee March 12, 2004

An alien sent to weaken the earth so it can be turned into a universal dump. it hasnt learnt proper english and therefore says stupid things like
'if we do not succeed we will run the risk of failure' and
'the enemy are innovative and resourceful and so are we. they never stop thinking of ways to harm our country and our citizens, and neither do we'
'if we do not succeed we will run the risk of failure' and
'the enemy are innovative and resourceful and so are we. they never stop thinking of ways to harm our country and our citizens, and neither do we'
George Bush is the worst leader planet earth has ever had, probably because he is not from this planet.
by me-me-me October 29, 2005

Stupidest man on Earth and by far the most embarrassing President ever. I can't wait until 2008 and neither can the rest of the world... Minus idiots. Any man who has to take three days to decide whether an entire city is underwater is an emergency needs to be dethroned and slowly disemboweled. How could he sleep at night?
"A Conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time."
--Alfred E. Wiggam
"A Conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time."
--Alfred E. Wiggam
by I could do better January 15, 2006
