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Gargoyle

An old person, 40-75, that works in a school but just stands in the lunchroom yelling at kids all day; has characteristics of a gargoyle, including hunch back, bird like reflex's, and everyone tries to annoy her.
Jack: who's that teacher?
Jill: oh, she's new. She's such a gargoyle.
by Foho February 26, 2011
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Winged Gargoyle

An elderly woman's vagina, once it has reched a certain point. Her dry clitoris being the gargoyle, and her rotted to a point of unable to change shape without crumbling vagina.
Wow, your grandma is so old she propably has a winged gargoyle!
by Dave Co March 24, 2004
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gargoyle

A truck driver usually an owner operator but not always who uses his truck to hook up to & steal a semi trailer that is left unattended.Then he can break into it at another location or use it to load cargo to steal that.Also someone who specializes in stealing semi tractors and sometimes heavy equipment.
Damn it! I just left the trailer behind the store for 20 minutes to drop by the house & some gargoyle swooped in & stole it!
by tinybigfish May 10, 2010
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garglecum

Act of swallowing some jizz.
Or a great band name.
DUUUDE! Have you heard GARGLECUM?! I jack-off to that shit, man!
by sex-panther mcgooface May 24, 2008
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Gargoyle (Gay Human Form)

Gargoyles are the ancient, dreadful beings that lurk on balconies, usually above pools or hot tubs, looking down on unsuspecting prey. They are also known to inhabit dark corners and video rooms. These beings are similar to their heterosexual cousins known as creeper.
Defenses: The normal defense against gargoyles is a loud verbal acknowledgement of their existence (i.e. Creep, Weirdo, One step closer and I smack your dentures out, etc.) On occasion, over time, a gargoyle will become immune to the verbal acknowledgements and venture down to the pool or deck level. (Tier 1 Gargoyle). In these cases the best defense is to move quickly from the area as they are slow and can’t catch up without blowing a hip out.
Gargoyle (Gay Human Form), gargoyle, weirdo, freak, creeper, old fart
by S. Elsworth October 4, 2008
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gargoyle

a person characterized by an enormous chin and a preference to sit in gargoyle position (squatting with knees up by the previously mentioned chin)
Evan Tobie is the original gargoyle
by James Longfield January 19, 2009
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gargoyle

1. A woman resembling a fish. 2. To cleanse the throat and mouth.
1. With a snout like that, Juanita looks like a gargoyle. 2. Go gargoyle with Listerine, Greta.
by Harry Flashman November 12, 2003
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