God 

1. Supreme Being, Unlimited Consciousness.
2. a black male; normally in the cipher of the %5 Nation of Gods and Earths this term is used in reference to black men.

Greeting: " Yo, peace God what's today's mathematics"

God by Wisdoma Allah July 24, 2003

God 

Santa claus for adults.

Christina: God bless you!
Charles: I needn't the blessings of Santa claus for adults.

God by Charles_The_IPUist June 27, 2012

God 

Close to the french word "gode" who stand for "godemichet", a french name to say dildo.

Oh my god, I never travel without mine.

God by Sylvain :) March 29, 2008

God 

A word used to make the mentally ill people of our society act like baboons.

Bill:I beleive in GOD
Ben:Your going to rot in the ground like every other living organism.

God by ben May 13, 2005

God 

A ferret...Yes, God is a ferret.

I decided to summon God on December 21, 2012 and it turns out he's a ferret with a white robe and a long white beard. I picked God up and started throwing him at random people causing them to turn to dust.

God by nickreaper December 2, 2011

god 

alright, some crazy crazy man went around and started telling people about god a long time ago. That person was on crack.

fuck god, there is no god... get a mind for your own!

god by ilovesid May 16, 2003

God 

1) A poor excuse for people to believe in something

2) Do religious people SERIOUSLY believe there's an invisible man living in the clouds?

3) Poorly made religious figure

4) Something more unexplainable than UFO's and alien porn combined.

There is no God, there is only purgatory....Earth itself

God by James Lowe December 17, 2004