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Fumbling the Bag

When you simp for a girl instead of hanging with the boys and still somehow get rejected
Austin’s fumbling the bag again?!
by Randomdude9508 March 21, 2021
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fanny fumbler

Its obvious from the name
You fanny fumbler
Go fumble someones fanny
by Ben and kesh April 22, 2005
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fumblefucked

1. The act of a football video game deliberately cheating by having your team fumble the ball at a critical point or at the moment you are about to break a record.
"Remember when Michael was just about to break the all time record of rushing yards in a game when the game fumblefucked him."

"Just when I was taking the ball in from the 1-yard line to win the National Championship, the computer fumblefucked me."
by Todd and Michael December 12, 2008
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fumblebutt

A person who is overcome by shyness around a potential mate that causes that person to fumble and make an idiot of his or her self often.
He was such a fumblebutt on our first date.
by Betharoo January 6, 2009
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fumblebrag

a fraudulent humblebrag. whereas a humblebrag is a specific type of brag that masks the boasting part of a statement in a faux-humble guise -- allowing the offender to boast about his/her "status" without any shame or guilt -- a fumblebrag is even more deceptive, because the offender is unjustifiably claiming to be credited with the perceived "status".
@InstagramGirl: "OMG I have the cutest assistants ever!"

Truth be told, the "assistant" in the photo is not her assistant but rather an unpaid intern. (And, incidentally, the intern in the photo isn't even that cute.) But we now know InstagramGirl has both a low self-esteem and a proclivity for stretching the truth. Textbook fumblebrag!
by thejuggernautbro April 15, 2021
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Fumbledini

An individual or a group of individuals who fumble the baggini way too often until it becomes a specific characteristic.
Oh man Americans are such fumbledinis. They literally financed the weapons of the moudjahidines so they could fight against the Soviet Union and after that the moudjahidines turned against the US and fought them with the same weapons.
by OGFumbledini December 26, 2021
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Fumbled

The act of buying something when you do not have the financial means to buy such item.
Guy: Bro, I fumbled some jeans and a pair of earrings for my girlfriend today :(
Bro: Damn, are you gonna return it??
by zklu June 18, 2019
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