I went out on a blind date and got horribly blotto on martinis, started flirting with other patrons of the establishment, only to then end up staying the night with this said date and getting spooked there's a body next to me in the morning and hardly recognizing them. As a result of my previous night's poor behavior, the date never calls you again. What a royal fuck up, get it together!
by juanita von mendezarro December 19, 2008
Get the royal fuck upmug. Last night, "I fucked up"
by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018
Get the I fucked upmug. by t double d ya'll July 24, 2004
Get the man the fuck upmug. Worse than a fuck up a wannabe fuck up goes out their way to draw attention to the "fact" that their life is sooooo bad. They tell you all their "problems" which are not really that bad and blame any failure or error on their part on their past. They make public displays of sadness or stupidity and want the world to know how "hard" they have it. They actually want to be victims when they are in reality probably not at all. Some film examples of wannabe fuck ups are Demi Moore in St Elmos Fire, Billy Crudup in Inventing the Abbotts and Clea DuVall in The Faculty.
by Ste Crayston November 3, 2006
Get the wannabe fuck upmug. Normally only done in pornography, when a man or multiple men, ejaculate on a woman's face completely covering it in semen.
Since it was her first porn, Mary let all three men give her a fucked up facial to show she is up for anything.
by Porn-Off January 6, 2011
Get the Fucked Up Facialmug. Threat suggesting that the enemy should leave or be quite. The enemy may take the advice (see punked) or disregard the advice (see toe to toe or fight).
by Beedub January 31, 2004
Get the back the fuck upmug. by newAcronym December 17, 2018
Get the life is fucked upmug.