Free Dick

The generous offer allowing ones genitals to be sucked and/or fucked, freely, without any repercussion or persecution. This is a usual occurrence at most any Walmart, as well as any brothel.
Free Dick! For the next half hour! I'm by the Popsicles!! FREE DICK!!!
by Beefy Curtains September 25, 2014
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Free Thinker

a) One who relies solely on themselves to make judgments based on their own perception of the world rather than blindly accepting what is told or implied by an outside influence, which is usually some kind of authoritarian figure.

Usually associated with non-conformists...
Very few people in this world have realized that they have access to and the ability to perform independent thought. While everyone has the ability, only the free thinker uses it, because he knows what he wants.
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free buffing

When a woman goes without underwear - the female equivalent of free balling. Also known as free muffing or going commando.
Halfway through dinner Jennifer told me she was free buffing and I couldn't get my mind off of tagging her the rest of the meal
by Gettn N Eiffel February 08, 2008
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Free Beav

I knew it was gonna be a fun night when Sally told me she was Free Beavin with that skirt on.
by Johnnnnnnny1 November 04, 2006
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free game

(also "open game") : open for anyone to take or use; unclaimed, up for grabs.

Originally used in the sense of "game" as animals to be hunted.
Roadside blackberries are free game for anyone to eat.
by tangles10 August 02, 2010
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Free Tibet

A phrase uttered by those completely ignorant of history. Little does the speaker know that the Dalai Lama's reign in Tibet was plagued with slavery and abuse of his people, so long as they weren't Gelug Tibetan Buddhists (the Dalai Lama's sect).
Ignorant Protester: Free Tibet!

Intelligent man/woman: While Chinese rule in Tibet has been bad, it's nothing compared to what Jetsun Jamphel Ngawang Lobsang Yeshe Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama, did to Tibet

Ignorant Protester: The government is messing with your hand man! You don't know nothing dude!
by BlackTokyo April 25, 2009
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Free Candy

(n.) The most likly bait a pedo will use. Most likely obtained from the end of a white van with no windows, white, and has "Free Candy, Totally Legit" written in brown, red or black paint. Found in parks, playgrounds, schools, and sometimes disguised as a Ice Cream Truck, but instead serves free candy and molestation.
Mom: "what did you do in School today son?"
Billy: " i got Free Candy!"
Mom: "WHAT!?"
Billy: "yea it came with the tight pants and shirt. He took a picture of me as well!"
by BillyMacDiddy January 22, 2011
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