Fort St John

A cold place in nothern British Columbia not a really popular tourist place but that is ok, there are alot of nice people to meet everywhere you may go. and winter maybe be shit but summer is pretty nice, if you have lived there for a long time you will love it but first year living there will be hard :/ But at least theres a TIM HORTONS lol

everyone who talks smack about it i bet is either PMSing or have only lived in Fort St John for less than a year

by lolipop0412 January 12, 2012

fort collins

The karen capital of the world. It's practically a beehive. They drive giant suburbans on the way to to speak with any manager that they can find. Their broken husbands are busy drinking themselves to death in a semi-trendy microbrewery because its literally the only thing to do in this town besides hit the many homeless people with your $20,000 "muscle car." In the back seat of karen's suburban resides two high school kids fitted with brand new cowboy boots and listening to the latest Rascal Flatts song. They will either grow into suburban turds that claim they are from the country to other sunburned albinos on a cruise ship vacation or be struck by the train that goes straight through fucking middle of town.

hey dude why are you a pretentious alcoholic?

oh bro its because I was born on a farm in the suburbs of fort collins!

by Todd Sholbunket February 5, 2020

Fort Salonga, NY

Fort Salonga is a small part of Northport & Kings Park, Its a bunch of White Kids and Mexicans Who Loiter Around IGA and Callahan Beach All Day Then At Night Do Alot Of Drugs and Commit Small Time Crimes Such As Burgalries and Property Damages Just Because They Want Hood Respect. Then Give Them Self Nicknames Like FS-Hood and Fort-Stompya & Graffiti That All Over Town.

Fort Salonga, NY aka FS-HOOD

by CallhanBeachKILLAH July 20, 2009

Fort Sumter

A sexual act in which a relationship is terminated in the process of ejaculating on a partner's face.

I found out that my gilfriend was cheating on me, so I gave her a Fort Sumter and kicked her out.

by RomancerBruce June 22, 2011

fort collins

a beautiful, moderately sized town with the best weed in the US.
Also,this is more like the high schools:

PHS- either mexican or smart
FCHS- either mexican or rich
FRHS- look what daddy bought me! a new bmw!
RMHS- who the fuck knows?

Fort Collins- where The beer flows like wine, and the ganja grows wild

by 2_0 June 30, 2008

Fort Madison High School

a decent school from fort madison, IOWA..basically full of drunks and party bitches..proud to b representin' FM

yeah we got a game in Fort Madison tonight

nobodys gonna be there man

why?

they're all gonna be down the block getting drunk and laid

by kay* May 7, 2005

Fort-Knoxing

1. Fort-Knoxing Verb. To overbearingly lock locks in the house when only one/none is needed.

2. Fort-Knoxed Adjective. To explain that a house has been Fort-Knoxed

1. Somebody left to get a pack of cigarettes at the close by convenience store and will be back in less than five minutes
there are five locks on the door you lock all five of them.
This is an act of fort-knoxing.

Use in a sentence: She keeps Fort-Knoxing the house every time I step outside.

2. When you knowingly lock all the locks on a door even though someone is out and will be back shortly. The house would be described as fort-Knoxed

Use in a sentence: I have just Fort-Knoxed the house

by antigataprieta December 21, 2010