fonejacker

the biggest pile of crap of a tv show ever, with the same puns over and over again, and it's kinda racist.

Oh god, fonejacker's on again, turn it off!!!

by chrisity October 20, 2008

Foner

When someone has a boner for their cell phone. ie: they are obsessed with it, love it, can't stop raving about it, etc.

Alex has a real foner for his new Samsung Galaxy NoteII. He won't shut up about it.

by LBsee March 19, 2013

Fonce

The combination of a furry and nonce. Someone who enjoys sexual relations with both children and animals.

"Connor, you're such a fonce!"
"Aw thanks, I fuck kids... what? YOU'RE weird"

by darkervalleys November 19, 2019

fobbed

To have your day somehow delayed by the idiocy and/or rudeness of a fob.

The fobs ask the box office cashiers about popurar movies with a long line behind them. We all got fobbed.

by Downvoting Victim September 9, 2006

Fobber-Knocker

Mariam who is a dirty foreigner darkie who never gets to be President!

"You're such a fobber-knocker"

by super ja rule April 3, 2003

foner

when you get a huge massive boner from looking at a oily phone

that oily phone gives me such a foner

by jon nourse March 18, 2005

Fonzed

To become so drunk one takes on the persona of "the fonze"

Ken was so fonzed last night!

by Cionnaith September 26, 2003