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Flute

Flute is the best instrument there is. Better than all of the drumline. Flutes are the gods of the band. If you argue with them they will beat you will there sliver stick while playing the high G note. So don’t get on there bad side.

You can find the flutes usually with each other by the bleachers during practice sharing each other chapstick, gossiping about other band members, and who’s dating who. There the Heathers of the band. Flutes are naturally talented people and they usually know how to play another instrument, or do a sport outside of band.
Omg that flute playing is the god of all gods
by Cahpow September 2, 2021
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poon flute

A very wide and gaping vagina in which you can blow air across, producing a flute-esque tone.
"You see dat ho Charles?"

"Yeah, what about it?"

"Dat bitch got a poon flute!"
by Dr. Poon January 17, 2009
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Skin Flute

An instrument that terrible tweeny-bopper musicians (such as Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers) play a lot.

Sentence: Justin Bieber is an expert at playing the skin flute!
Skin Flutebooty Justin Bieber
by a niggerdly person March 14, 2011
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Flyer

A widely distributed message, generally printed on paper, intended on widespread confusion or hilariousness.

Delivered using guerilla tactics. For example, flyers may be deployed in lockers, mail boxes, or dropped to seemingly oblivious individuals.
Shari (looking up the stairwell): "Oh man, what are those guys doing this time?"

(Pieces of paper start to rain from above)

Voice from above: "Flyers!!"
by LiquidNasty January 27, 2006
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skin flute

by || WOA || December 1, 2001
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Douche flute

(Noun) a vaporizer that is smoked in replacement of cigarettes, a douchey looking smoking apparatus
1) I'm so happy this douche flute has made me stop smoking cigarettes

2) Mind if I douche flute?

3) anyone have any new douche flute juices for my douche flute?
by Douche Flute November 17, 2015
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Philadelphia Flyers

Normally a good hockey team. Had A let Down In in 06-07. They have possibly the best team in the NHL with offseason moves. Best Fans in hockey no doubt abou it
Man did you see the Philadelphia flyers game
Yeah they destroyed the Rangers 6-1
by johnishot September 16, 2007
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