flea hotel

Felix domesticus, the common or garden pet cat.

"That damned flea hotel from next door has crapped in the flowerbed AGAIN !"

by eighthofseven August 17, 2007

fleaflard

fucking retard (word made by Madison) (:

Danielle is a fleaflard!

by Madison11 May 4, 2010

Fleagle

A person who intentionally misrepresents him- or herself to others, or who purports to be something he or she couldn't possibly be.

What a fleagle that kid is: he actually expects us to believe he's a real vampire.

by Pointy August 11, 2006

Flea Bath

A group of men form a standing circle in which a dog is the center. The men proceed to ejaculate simultaneously upon the dog.

You should have been there, we totally flea bathed all over Turk.

by jyzzmaster247 October 13, 2014

Piss and Fleas

A vagina that stinks of piss and fleas because of its its aging sagging appearance and repulsive odor.

Scenario: 'on a train with some old lady sitting opposite you'

You are talking to a friend next to you and you are discussing vagina then you say:

'Take this old bitch, she hasn't had her wrinkly whatsit touched in years! probably stinks of Piss and Fleas!!'

by siduck August 13, 2009

Fleas

A term used to describe OBS(Oriental Boy Soldiers) members.

You seen them fleas snitchin' niggas ova there?

by Mo'nayRA January 29, 2009

Fleasure

Pleasure gained from flirting. Combo of Flirt and Pleasure.

"When that guy came over to talk to me about how cute he thought my dress was i got some intense fleasure!!!!!"

by F09 December 9, 2008