Piss and Fleas

A vagina that stinks of piss and fleas because of its its aging sagging appearance and repulsive odor.
Scenario: 'on a train with some old lady sitting opposite you'

You are talking to a friend next to you and you are discussing vagina then you say:

'Take this old bitch, she hasn't had her wrinkly whatsit touched in years! probably stinks of Piss and Fleas!!'
by siduck August 13, 2009
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Fantasticunt

Fantasticunt is basically a Fantastic cunt.
Ah man that girl last night had a fantasticunt!

it didn't stink of piss!
by siduck August 13, 2009
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