flat pecker

Term used to describe women, pussies, or cunts.

Check out that flat pecker.

by Cody Peterson April 17, 2007

flat bag

Engineered by the awesome Aussie duo Roy and HG on "The Dream", a nightly TV review of each day of the 2000 Sydney Olympics, were a number of terms describing particular moves by male gymnasts. Flat bag refers to the gentle touching of the athletes groin to the ground whilst doing the splits, usually from a handstand position. See also crazy date, battered sav, hello boys

Yes, and that's a lovely flat bag by Nemov!

by JB February 28, 2005

flat character

Usually a minor character but sometimes main characters inadvertently fall into this category, are characters that do not undergo any drastic changes mentally and emotionally throughout the course of a book, series, movie, television show, etc. They usually have only a few known traits that they are known for usually consisting of stock character qualities. Compared to a round character whose much more complex and flawed, like a real person.
See character development.

Laura was a flat character; she was only there to help move the story along as she was only known as vivacious and a good cook, nothing about her personality changes by the end of the book.

Bella Swan is a flat character, she undergoes no growth throughout the course of Twilight. She never learns a lesson from her mistakes because her actions never result in any consequences.

by +he realist. February 4, 2009

flat out

Pushing your car to its maximum speed.

Jeremy Clarkson: "Flat out, you'll be going 190."

by SargeH April 3, 2009

flat dick

Term used when describing a person who is idiotic or is useless, kind of like a flat dick would be.

Did you hear what Greg said the other day? He is such a flat dick!

by Josh December 9, 2004

flat as a board

no breasts

Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.

by Jake March 6, 2004

Flat Breezy

A flat brimmed piece of headwear in which bisco 'kidz' wear to disco biscuit shows, or any other show in 'the scene'

They are often LRG or New Era brand.

"Yo brah, how many flat breezys are u bringing to Camp Bisco?"

"was your flat breezy cocked at the proper 45?"

"Brah, i just ordered the hettiest flat brim ever for Biscuits in Boston."

by xTHEMOSTDOSEDx February 17, 2009