Flart

Using your foreskin to make farting noises

dude 1: dude i might have Flarted
dude 2: Bro same

by Truccer brother October 29, 2019

Flacts

Flacts... generally used by flattards, but also used by conspiratards in general, similar to facts but in no way are they factual... any sentence that starts with "according to science/scientists..." is usually a flact

"Facts like earth is flat, vaccines are poison, earth is 6000 years old are reasons i dont trust the government"
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"Those arent facts... those are flacts mate"

by Flat.Turd February 10, 2020

Flart

To flart is to fart while suspended in mid air fly+fart, If someone were to record the flart it would be classified as a monumental moment in history as no recorded flart has been recovered from any known archives we have discovered yet.

Yo bro my dude just flarted, and I got on my new iPhone 11 pro max no cap!
No cap?
No cap!!

by Lucifer5588 March 10, 2020

fealthy

Healthy- but fun!

What should we have for dinner? Something healthy? No, that's boring. Let's have something fun! Hmmm...healthy but fun- fealthy! Yes we should always eat fealthy!

by Dr Kat May 17, 2020

Falts Pandeco

Guy 1: look how cool this 3 in 1 tool is

Guy 2: WOW
Guy 3: That's a 3 in 1 falts pandeco

Abriviation: faltsin
Ppronunciation: falt-s pan-d-eco

Falts Pandeco is the description of multi tool or multiple things in one.

by :)hello (: August 27, 2020

Flalum Square

A wooden chair made with red fabric, with a square base.

May I take a seat?
Why not on Flalum Square over there?

Oh yeah, I'll sit on that Flalum Square chair just here.

by Heavens Bae September 14, 2020

Flaatter

Overencompassing name for the company of FlaatterCo, a tasty bit of booze for all the liver-killers out there. Also is the parent of the offshoot cult, the TenancyAgreement. Google it

Tom: have you heard about the new FlaatterCo Celestial Cossacks brew?
Jacob: It's scintilatingly sweet

by Jboob285 September 19, 2020