The Five Pillars of Adolescence

The Five Pillars of Adolescence must be achieved only when the individual is the teen age from 13 - 17. If one fails to achieve the Five Pillars of Adolescence before turning into and adult at the age of 18 then one's childhood memories shall haunt the individual.

Pillar 1: Social Networking
Pillar 2: Parties
Pillar 3: Relationships
Pillar 4: Smoking, drugs and alcohol
Pillar 5: Sex

The Five Pillars of Adolescence example...

"John is going to become an adult, he is turning 18 soon and until now he has failed to achieve any of the Five Pillars of Adolescence therefore he shall live the rest of his life in regret, stress and flashbacks from his childhood. The Five Pillars must be achieved whatever ethnicity, race or beliefs you are. They are not optional, but they are compulsory for that certain age group, fail and you will have a bad future."

by The Professional Killers November 2, 2011

Fifty-five

v. In the computerized offense report system for a major urban police department in southeast Texas, there is a drop-down list of actions a suspect may perform during the commission of a crime. #55 is "Tongue Anus." To "fifty-five" someone means that they are so incredibly hot that you'd even consider performing an act that you'd otherwise never do.

Guy 1: "Whoa! Check out that chick who just walked in!"

Guy 2: "She's hot! I'd fifty-five her in a heartbeat."

by Nite Owl July 10, 2007

Bet Five

A phrase used to bet somebody on anything they say that they are going to do, knowing very well you will not pay up.

Basically it is a way to anger friends so that they may do something stupid.

Dave - "I'm going to put up 200lbs on the bench press today"

Kyle - "Bet Five you won't put up 225lbs instead"

by Grown Man November 12, 2011

spock a five

v. To turn the image Wilfred Laurier on the Canadian five dollar bill into an image of Spock.

I was feeling down so to cheer myself up I decided to spock a five.

by ameteorite July 10, 2010

House of Five Leaves

A really good Seinen anime by Natsume Ono. The animation is really unique and is very detailed. It's really beautiful. There's a tiny bit of blood, but it's not gruesome. There isn't any nudity either. There are twelve episodes and eight manga books. They have all of the episodes on Hulu. It's a story about Akitsu Masanosuke, a shy and nervous, yet skilled extremely Samurai. He often gets fired from his jobs, and so Masa tries looking for a new job. He passes by Yaichi, the leader of a group calling itself "The Five Leaves". Yaichi meets Masa, so he hires him as a bodyguard. The group kidnaps business' heirs and make them pay ransom money. That's where Masa meets Otake, Umenzou, and Matsukichi, three more members of the group. With difficulties, Akitsu eventually becomes part of the The Five Leaves.

Even though I'm a girl, I thought House of Five Leaves was nice.

by I<3Sgt.Frog November 20, 2010

fivehead

a large forehead

that's not a forehead, that's a fivehead

by beaty September 7, 2003

fo five

A fo five is a .45 caliber handgun. This could be anything from a Colt 1911A1 to a newer Smith and Wesson third generation pistol. A fo five is a pretty big ass bullet, that you don't want no parts of (unless you're not on the recieving end).

That fool ain't stand a chance against that fo five. Left some pretty nasty holes in em.

by Your Father February 5, 2005