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Festival nose

Where you’ve been to a festival and inside ur nose turns to black and it crumbles out because it’s all the dust and dirt you’ve been breathing in for days.

You’re lungs are probably black as well :)
“Ayo what’s inside ur nose fam”
“It’s just a festival nose”
by swhbbyoutellme October 1, 2022
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Festival of Furry Brutality

During year-round festival, you can commit any crime that you can possibly imagine against the furry community (if you can make it there on time). Weapons will be provided by festival staff, but you can bring your own if you'd like! It takes place every 3 years, starting on January 1st, and ending on December 31st. The Festival of Furry Brutality is held in a different place each time, so be prepared for a long journey if you want to attend!
"Hey John, want to come to the Festival of Furry Brutality with me?"
by TheFurSlayer December 15, 2022
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Festival Carpenter

A type of person that worked back stage at a festival once and now thinks they're a certified
Carpenter
I really don't want to take him on, he's a festival carpenter and will be a pain in the arse thinking he knows it all and not listening
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by Spgr86 March 11, 2023
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Festival Love

Reminiscent of having sex in a porta-potty, festival love is when your partner farts during sex but despite the horrendous odor you continue with the act. Alternately, festival love can start with a Dutch Oven and evolve to sex.
Man, that festival love really takes concentration, I wasn't sure I was going to able to finish when my girl farted last night.
by Pharmer Mike March 12, 2026
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mullet festival

A festival or gathering of the humble mullet-sporting humans of this world.
Dave recently decided to get a mullet so he could attend the annual Toronto Mullet Festival
by Le Driver March 4, 2014
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firefly festival

A summer music festival in Dover, Delaware. Filled with old sweaty men on acid, fratboys, and alcohol abuse.
Dude, let's chug some brewskis and mosh to indie at Firefly Festival
by okeydokeys June 30, 2015
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plum festival

A gathering of people who like to gobble for plums amd appreciate plums. Also known as plum bobbing
Are you going to bob for plums at the plum festival Pete?
by Strawberry Pete February 13, 2018
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