by whyaruhere April 23, 2023
Get the FFSmug. 
The Frequent Flatulence or "FF" method is a form of subversive pheromonal dominance through the discrete lens of humor. It is when one person naturally or intentionally farts in the presence of another on a frequent basis and always in conjunction with a humorous jape or antic. The result (in theory) is that a pheromonal signal is deployed at the same moment as a humorous payoff, leading to a Pavlovian positive association with that person farting. By creating positive association within the targets mind with their flatulence, over time the flatulence becomes a "thing" or a cute quirk. In the most successful or severe cases, the target will be so programmed to feel happy at the occurrence of a fart and gag combo that the FF method user can redirect conversations, reverse bad moods, or get away with minor slights by simply farting and making a joke about it.
"Gallagher keeps doing the pull my finger joke and farting when we hang out, I think he's trying to use the FF Method on me!"
by wordturd777 October 12, 2022
Get the FF Methodmug. by coveted seed July 24, 2023
Get the FFSmug. A group of mates who call them selves the FF (short for Faeces Firm). They enjoy playing with poo, especially the runny kind! They will literally floor one where ever they like and take photos and sing. Some of the members have a tattoo of their logo, rumoured to be done in brown ink.
Chim chiminy chim chiminy chim chim cha roo
We are the ff and we love poo poo!!!
Chim chiminy chim chiminy chim chim cha roo
We are the ff and we love poo poo!!!
by Messymaidstone April 18, 2018
Get the The FFmug.