Easter Bread

A deceptively disgusting desert (often made by Italians) that looks delicious as it is covered in sprinkles, but is actually quite bitter, and gross.

Mom: Hey Brad eat your dinner.
Brad: Face grimaces in disgust Oh god mom, don't pull an Easter Bread on me...

by Beavoirismygirl March 31, 2010

Eastern Sexting

Unlike common sexting, where clothes are removed before taking and sending an image, Eastern Sexting is when a human (usually of the female variety) adds additional clothing before taking a picture of herself and sends it to one or more males. This term received its name after becoming common with the Eastern Middle School community in Greenwich.

- Are you Eastern Sexting again?

- Yeah, she's wearing a parka again!

by Gullyside May 10, 2011

Emsteve

To Emstev: behave in a sickening couply siamese twin way whilst in public places. In detail, a couple in a relationship become very close and become inseperable. This duo usually consists of a Steve and someone along the lines of Janice or Emma, when eventually the names join. They consist of joint opinions and also a routine, which must not be interfered with. A cup of tea or toilet trip cannot be made without the other parnter being consulted first about the events. The Emstev was created in Cornwall, when the two culprits slept, ate, walked, shopped and came up with the same ideas together and never left each others side.

Naming an Emsteve. Simply take the 2 contributors names and shorten one slightly (usually the female and join them together)...e.g. Emma and Steve = Emstev
Janice and Steve = jamstev

Common Phrases - "Oh dear, they're 'emstevein' again"
"Your as tight as an 'emsteve'"

by Fozzie and co. February 22, 2005

Easter Haircut

Getting a haircut the Friday before Easter

His parents made him get an Easter Haircut.

by the boss37375755 April 10, 2009

easterbunney

A fucking retarded dumbass on the IRC. He frequently comes to Wiirockers to annoy the shit out of everyone there. He's an imbecile who can't understand that no one wants him there, and most people want him banned. <_> He epically pisses everyone off and we would be better if this dumbass was gone.

easterbunney, if you're reading this GTFO TEH CHAT NUB D:<

by pluie August 25, 2009

erteza

Skinny dude with dope azz eyebrows and has the worst luck

"I need a heart monitor"

"That's such an Erteza thing to do"

by smeagolluvr June 15, 2016

Eastenders

Eastenders is a British Soap Opera for people that have a very low IQ. Viewers of this programme may have a variety of other conditions including grotiness, being overweight or being utterly devoid of culture. The entire premise of the programme is based on the day-to-day lives of smelly make-believe people who cannot talk properly. Typical settings include a chip shop, a launderette, a garage and a pub. This programme is the chocolate beard that spoils the BBCs otherwise perfect washroom.

"Hello Dot - How are your varicose veins today?"

"Oo - not so bad - I'll see you down the launderette later"

"OK - unless I see you at the pub first"

"Yes" Eastenders - Please ditch it BBC

by Ravens August 30, 2008