reflection erection

when a man is so vain or obsessed with himself that he sees himself nude in the mirror and the reflected image appears with a visible erection

Dude, bro, I'm looking so good in the mirror I've got a reflection erection.

by peg'sbonbon June 9, 2014

Lunch Erection

During the workweek when you've enjoyed a phenomenal lunch that most assuredly included a cold adult beverage? You are enveloped with a euphoric feeling of contentment. Then some dufus co-worker brings up work issues or a technical discussion.

"Damn Dave...thanks for bringing up the 2:00 meeting...I just lost my lunch erection"

by Dots-R-Us August 28, 2013

erection infection

Any STD

Better use a condom or you may end up with an erection infection.

by tonto1 October 27, 2011

Crippling Erection

A raging erection the cripples ones ability to move due to a noticeable bulge.

"Kyle will you pass the bong"
" I can't i have a crippling erection

by Erectile misfunction October 8, 2021

Erection Misdirection

When you are about to go to town with your girl, but little does she know
your mighty flagpole rises because you are thinking about her sister...

Kyle: Dude, you and Marsha hooked up last night!
Mark: Yeah bro but I had a little erection misdirection,
... Her sister Savannah was singing in the shower

Kyle: Whatever man sounds like she still copped that nut!
Mark: Chuuuurch...
Kyle: ...and Savannah better watch out!
Mark: HELLZ YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT..

by TerryCowboy November 3, 2018

Erect Nipples

Where your fucking cold or you have the gay-ass goose bumps, your nipples get fucking hard and pointy. Sometimes called pointy toys.

Man 1 "Dude did you see that slut with the pointy toys?" Man 2 "yeah you could see them through her white wet shirt!"

by Nipplewomen July 18, 2005

de-erection

when a penis withdraws completely into the body of the male, much the way a tortoise retreats into it's shell during times of fear

There was a point of time when Lindsay's lovely bosoms hoisted my flag, but now here anorexic body gives me a de-erection

by Harry Pudi January 1, 2007