Atomic Ejaculation

When you ejaculate with so much force, it splits an atom and creates a nuclear explosion.

Man: Ohhh yeah, feel that atomic ejaculation!
--5 miles away--
Kid: Mommy mommy, what's that big glowing mushroom shaped cloud in the distance?

by Professional Racist March 31, 2022

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by xURMANx May 8, 2023

pre-party ejaculate

Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars

Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"

Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.

Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"

by JSBizzle September 21, 2011

Schrodinger's Ejaculation

A situation of when your neither know if someone has ejaculated or has not ejaculated

Don't pull a Schrodinger's Ejaculation on me!

by UltraKami November 9, 2022

ejaculation

See: Spooge

I spooged like a freight train last night, all over my bitch's face. She is such a spooge monster.

by Spoogie McSpooge August 21, 2003

Ejaculant

-Adj.

1. To look like you have just masturbated

2. To appear to be a chronic masturbator

Person 1: Well you're looking quite ejaculant today

Person 2: Yeah, I jerked-off like 20 minutes, hahaha!

by Joshel ;) June 6, 2011

social ejaculation

To reach a non-sexual climax in a social situation which results in immense relaxation and low energy, often followed promptly by a withdrawal from the interaction and deep slumber.

Wow, that guy was so excited last night when he arrived at the party, he told all of his stories to his friends and experienced social ejaculation within a half hour. He was later found snoring on the couch, unresponsive and content, all the while sober.

by Martin Smiles April 26, 2010