Email Strain

It started as a typo for ‘email chain’. It has been related to the shear number of emails one may receive on in given work day.

As in, “Boy, I sure have a case of ‘Email Strain’ today.”

by Mallogic July 9, 2009

Enail

To spank it while looking at electronic porn. i.e. on a computer or CDrom.

Damn, bitch! I enailed Britney Spears ALL NIGHT last night!

by chartman September 10, 2003

etail

Etail is to sell retail items by electronic means through the Internet.

During the month of December I will only shop etail. I can not cope with the crowds.

by Claudia Wells January 16, 2008

email club

noun. A group with which one exchanges emails regarding information, whether relevant and meaningful or random and inconsequential. Note: Most emails are exchanged during work hours, but after-hours email clubbing is allowed when issues of great importance or great randomness occur.

Why is that 40-year-old woman wearing stripper heels at Costco? The email club needs to hear about this.

by mb holla May 5, 2008

email cajones

The tendency of a person to angrily write things in an email that they would never say in person

Person A: I don't understand David. Yesterday he sent that scathing reply to Ryan's email, but in today's meeting he was so non-confrontational. What's the deal?
Person B: Oh, yeah... he's got email cajones.

by RyGuyNomad December 29, 2009

email interuptus

The act of "pulling" out or scrapping an email that gets out of control.

To cancel sending, rewrite or re-word a potentially nasty email

Jane went from writing a dear boss letter to FUCK YOU boss, but before sending luckily performed a quick email interuptus

by byron whiteson ii January 25, 2010

Email-happy

Someone who sends shitloads of emails to all their friends. It's like Inbox-happy but from the other angle.
An email-happy person clogs up your inbox with stupid short messages or links to viral videos.

She is such an email-happy moron, she really pisses me off. Last week she sent me the same email three times, and they were about sandwiches.

by AnkhianMorePork November 4, 2011