eBay Friend

A person who shops around for the best offer of what they are going to do on a particular night by calling everyone in their phone book and asking what they are doing while responding with non-commital answers so as to leave the option open to either participate or bail out.

that kid is eBay Friend-ing again. he's called everyone whose here right now to see what's going on tonight.

by patrick swayze September 28, 2007

Ebaying

Code for looking at porn.

Hey brandon are you ebaying>?

by Edge November 21, 2004

ebay

Abbreviation for "Engineering Bay" in Starcraft.

Early expo is weird I would make an early ebay drop gols and 2 scvs o­n cliff turret seige it make his expo a waste of 400 minerals

by TvT Guide: Goliath Drop from StaR.PoLoCk at wgtour.com February 7, 2005

eBay

A very popular auctioning website.

Uncle Sam says ya might blight eBay.

by Fifi McFeef November 14, 2007

ebayer

1) Another name for someone who is mentally retarded.

2) Anyone who's IQ is below 70

Doctor: We're so sorry, Mr and Mrs Smith, but your child was born with Trisomy 21.
Mr and Mrs Smith: You mean...you mean...
Doctor: Yes, I'm affraid that your child is an ebayer... Im so sorry. Down the road, you will probably want to consider institutionalization.

Look at that guy pissing on himself... WHAT AN EBAYER!

I gave that ebayer a 10 dollar bill and they gave me change for a fifty... who says ebayers are useless?

by Pappa-Son December 25, 2004

ebay.com

Shithole place where you buy shithole things.
Most of the time the things are half ruined and shit.

Girl1: I bought this new shirt, like it?
Girl2: Wtf it smells like old man.
Girl1: Yeah I got it off Ebay.com

by James Malden May 23, 2008

ebay

Slang for ecstacy. Used when you don't want people to know you are talking about E.

Let's all go do some ebay and party it up.

by lostgirl June 9, 2005