eatard

An eatard is a person who lacks knowledge:good brain strength but eats and makes up for it

“He is a such a eatard, you never see him without snacks but never with a boom”

by am0urrmacyy December 5, 2023

Eat a Steak

a conservative term for "Fuck off Asshole!", when children present.

1st person: Your momma is so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and i said 'what bitch, you movin?'

2nd person: Eat a steak

by Logan &Steffani June 17, 2008

Eat a Ditka

Eating a Ditka is a term used to tell someone to Shut the Hell up, or more universally to Get On Your Level (GOML). Also used when one-upping someone in competition. The term carries weight for two reasons. 1.) The resemblance to the word Dick, and 2.) How intense Mike Ditka is in real life.

Person 1: Jim Carrey was totally in Anchorman

Person 2: *looks it up and notices he is wrong* No he wasn't, it was Steve Carell. EAT A DITKA

by ImpairedRay February 7, 2012

Eat a kitchen

The action of eating out a vagina. Yum...

Boy: Lemme eat a kitchen.
Girl: What the fuck?
Boy: Ya pussy nigga.
Girl: Hell no go eat a sink.

by billybobripa August 1, 2012

eat a xan

When you are about to consume one or more 2mg Xanax tablets.

Boy im boutta eat a xan and make an exam what the fuck is up!!!

by likeorangememesivonfacebook June 8, 2017

eat a soup

your a nasty thot yo dick musty/ pussy stank n need to get a life so eat a soup (WHO EVER TOLD YOU THAT BEAT THEY ASS)

Get out of my face and eat a soup bitch.

by HAHA im correct hoe September 19, 2017

eat a face

When you are so bad you just eat a hard face

God, jimmy just goes out all the time and will eat a face.

by Josh the Hammer January 17, 2018