desmokated

A state of nicotine depravation

I'm feeling hugely desmokated. I should go to smoke a ciggie

by PapaHetfield February 12, 2023

Desmond

Desmond is the person everyone wants in there life if you ever get a chance with a desmond do not lose it he will love you and show that he cares for you a lot but hes very touchy but thats how he shows his love for you.

"whos that fine ass dreadhead over there with the brown nike tech"
"Oh thats desmond"

by ilovemybf69696969 March 8, 2023

Desmond the moon bear

The best character in the asdf movie

How did I get here? quoted by desmond the moon bear

by anonymous March 9, 2023

Desmos

Used by Maths students who only have access to a mobile phone calculator…and think it’s funny to shout, “Desmos”

Teacher: Right, today we are going to do some trigonometry!
Student: Desmos, Sir?
Teacher: Obviously! Are you fucking stupid?
Student: My mistake…sorry!!

by raj13 March 28, 2023

Dismond

Bang up geezer

Charlie sorted the Charlie, proper dismond

by Dismond August 30, 2023

dismond

Proper boy, big geeza

When your boy is pissed and can't spell diamond.

"Thanks for tonight mate, true dismond"

by Dismond August 30, 2023

desmond

A very hot man with a massive 8-inch cock

desmond is so hot and cool

by not_desmond May 26, 2023