dtmd 

Dtmd is an acronym which stands for the phrase "Don't tease my dog."

Dtmd, you son of a bitch.

dtmd by teh gzors January 6, 2008

DTAF 

Down To Ass Fuck

"Dude, is that Jennifer aka !CO4DY? I hear she's totally DTAF"

DTAF by BBB/LOAM August 15, 2008

dtkoatp

Stands for "Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool" or "Drop The Kids Off At The Pool"

Meaning: To goto the toilet, and let out a couple of shits.

I'll be back in a minute im just going to dtkoatp

dtkoatp by PsYko February 3, 2005

dtcomw 

down to comply on morning wood

"yo, that girl is totally dtcomw"

dtcomw by Frank Acorn February 17, 2009

dtsw 

A common acronym for the question "down to smoke weed?"; used to inquire if someone would like to smoke marijuana.

"Dude, my cousin left me a ton of pot. DTSW?"

dtsw by weedmaster25 December 15, 2009

DTB 

"Don't trust bitches"

Damn man I "DTB" after my ex.

DTB by Randopersontrynahelp May 28, 2018

DTV 

Acronym for Detonate the Vest. A more aggressive and offensive way to say a joke about suicide. Very similar to threatening suicide as a joke through the use of KMS or KYS.

My workload makes me want to DTV

DTV by GarbageDayB July 20, 2019