Dry Whisking

Verb: a type of genital stimulation for sexual pleasure using an electronically powered or handheld kitchen mixer.

While seemingly brutal for first time adventurers, dry whisking can be intensely pleasurable for experienced participants. The varying speeds and oscillations of a household counter top mixer provide varying degrees of intensity and rhythms to please even the most discerning genitals.

Corrine: Wow, Sully, I can't believe you bought me this kitchen mixer!

Sully: Yeah, I figured we could try some new things! No more lumpy pancakes or cookies and I can try dry whisking for a bit when you go out of town!

by Dr. Vysick Risling MD August 4, 2016

dry out

the 4th geometry dash level. introduced gravity portals and tortured many

adult: what you playing Jimmy?
jimmy: dry out from geometry dash!!!!
adult: shut up jimmy

by asdfasdf3838383 October 8, 2021

Dry Mop

When you girl gyrates her hairy snatch back and forth on your flaccid penis in an effort to get her wet and you hard.

Ann and I were so hammered last night she had to dry mop for 20 minutes before we could fuck.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2016

Dry Daniel

n. 1. Same as a Wet Willy, but not wet.

I wanted to give Jim a Wet Willy, but because we were stranded in the desert I was parched and had to settle for a Dry Daniel.

by mattyku July 1, 2011

Dry Scrolling

When a woman can't find any porn that will turn her on.

Jenny spent the night dry scrolling because none of the porn she was watching made her wet.

by Mister_Ghillie March 29, 2015

letting it dry

The art of ejaculating until orgasm then letting the semen dry on your cock

Hey girl ima fan of letting it dry.

by 3000biaches July 5, 2017

Dry fire

When one sits down to have a bowel movement but only farts are emitted causing confusion in the sitting person as to why nothing solid has evacuated the body.

I had to poop sooooo bad but when I sat down, nothing. I just dry fired.

by ryatellsastory September 16, 2015