ditch bitch

adj: someone who constantly is bailing out on you w/ or w/o a "reason".

Me: Are you pumped for the opening premiere of Fear Farm!?

Jonny: Actually, I made plans with Cole to do "something".

Me: But we've planned this for weeks

Jonny: Sorry bro.

Me: (faintly whispers) ditch bitch

by .....anonymous...... October 8, 2011

dine n ditch

eating at a restaurant and leaving without paying the check

Yesterday we went did a dine n ditch at Perkins!

by da nasty one June 11, 2003

ditch docs

paramedics; ones who lose sleep, miss meals and deal with sick people, death and dying on a daily basis

Often "Type A" personality people

The ditch docs pulled up on the meat wagon to haul the "gomer" to the emergency room.

by M. H. Wilson September 17, 2008

ditch cougar

The name given for stray domestic cats found out in the country. Typically used in the midwest by good ol' country folk.

Hey Jimbo, did you see that ditch cougar sittin' on the side of the road back there?

Yeah, I seen the bastard. Turn around so i can shoot it quick.

by Grease Rocket February 8, 2017

clam ditch

a name for a stinky twat that should never be explored by any man for any reason ever. ever!

that slut has a stinky ass clam ditch. do not munch it!

by vajpac September 21, 2005

Shitter's Ditch

A place of pure torment owing to your own misfortune or stupidly. Imagine being cast into the bottom of a ditch that was used by everyone as a latrine, up to your neck in excreta with yet more people above, continuing to empty their bowls on you. Possibly in a war zone where everyone has explosive diarrhorea from dysentery. You get the idea - it's a dire situation beyond imagination.

Ahh shit!! I'm half way across the world in North Korea, I've had my wallet and passport stolen - no money, no ID , no accommodation , the military suspect me of being a spy and are about to torture my arse, I can't get in touch with the embassy and to top it all off, i'm hanging by my wrists in an interrogation cell and my nose is itchy so I can't scratch !! Sigh, I'm really in shitter's ditch now !

by Devlin Dogue April 22, 2018

Deitch

Someone with a big dick who is more than proud of it.

Popular German last name.

Hey dude, I can see the bulge in that guy's pants. Total Deitch.

by lalatatas June 16, 2014