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Dread shred

The moment when a dreadlocked personage realises that they have a dread trapped in the office shredder.

Usually accompanied by a scream for assistance, the dread shred victim can only hope that the shredder becomes clogged or full before the dread is wrenched out at the root, or worse, their entire head begins to be grinded to pulp.

The victim of a dread shred should clearly realise that there is only suffering ahead before the situation gets any better.
"Frank, come quick you lummox! Jade's having a dread shred!"

"Whoa, turn it off at the plug!"
by Tongueless Ghost of Sin August 6, 2009
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dreadtribution

to recieve retribution by inflicting dread and pain in a vengful way to those who have rejected tormented annoyed or refused to associate themselves with you and by doing so you have succesfully become dreadtributed
scott commenced a dreadtribution on his ex-girlfriend lori by fucking up her wedding when he hired gay strippers to give her dad a lapdance he has now absolved him-self of all pain and heartbreak and is succsesfully dreadtributed
by dreadtribution9 April 3, 2010
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Dreadwipe

To mean something is bad or unfair.
"Aww man that is total dreadwipe"
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Dereak

This is the name of a person who runs the streets naked.
This person usually suggests streaking and has the last name of Dereak.
by Razzle_Dazzle April 6, 2012
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Dreadz

Faithful family oriented uncommon name for my nigga with dread locks.

A term of endearment to C.D.
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dreadbear

A humanoid resembling an offspring created by Predator and a red headed Jamaican who struggles to communicate or survive in a social setting during the winter months, resorting to hibernation.

Approach with caution as a Dreadbear is prone to bouts of extreme Tourette's, most commonly themed towards bodily exceptions on your mums chest or carrying out unspeakable things to your female siblings.
OMG, I met the Dreadbear last night. My mum and sister are now in therapy
by ranga can't September 2, 2017
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dreadinq

An amazing youtuber who uploads excellent content that should have over 500 subscribers.

youtube.com/c/dreadinq
Person 1: I'm so bad at pvp!
Person 2: Just pull a dreadinq and you'll be fine!
by dreadinq April 19, 2018
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