upper-decker

the act of taking a shit in the cistern of a pub or restaurent toilet to highlight dissatisfaction at service or food standards.

causes the water flushed into the toilet to be shitty. and lets face it, who is gonna take a turd out of a cistern??? muuhahahaha

by UnCLe_MeLLoN_BaLLs April 7, 2003

Black & Decker

The stoner survival kit.
Black = the pipe
& = the marijuana
Decker = the ignition source (lighter, magnifying glass, etc...)

Also know As: B&D

"you man you got the black & decker for the hike man"

by Radio-Active Vanilla Drink November 18, 2011

Deckumentary

when you deck someone so hard you have to film it

kelly: Check out this deckumentary I made the other day!
brianna: You ruined that chick, she totally deserved it!

by king deckman May 25, 2016

Decker

Decker is a high strung animal. A decker usually is seen pacing back and forth and appears to be talking to himself. At random times a decker will start yelling profanities. A decker usually feeds on rockstars and nicotine.

Watch out Decker is starting to run low on nicotine and might melt down.

by Shoeguy12 August 22, 2019

Icy Decker

The act of defecating in the ice machine at a hotel, typically done by motherless souls who wish to express dissatisfaction with the hotel owner, and don't know the appropriate way to do so.

#1 The maid didn't leave a mint on my pillow last night, so I showed them. I gave them an icy decker!

#2 You sick fuck

#1 Guilty!

by Mark Scott 69 October 18, 2008

Lightsworn decks

Lightsworn is an archtype in Yu-gi-oh!Trading card game using mill deck and extremely awesome combos using their mill effect to chain with others,however,it's so powerful(even broken)some people on Duelingnetwork even put "No lightsworn"on their duel notes.

Duelnote : No bullshit lightsworn decks

by someone who likes YGO July 6, 2011

Lil Decky

A canadian rapper known for his controversial lyrics against the lgbtq community, the holocaust, and the entire female gender. Lil Decky has also found sucess in other aspects beside rapping, some notable achievements include: drinking 5 four lokos in an hour, wheeling 50 girls in 17, and failing 3U math.

Hoe #1: Yo man did you hear Lil Decky's new track roast of Sam Ratty?
Hoe #2: Ya that shit got me wet af

by Gucci Lain June 9, 2018