douchebadge

The badge of the douche. Any accessory that makes the wearer look like a self-important idiot.

-Lisa always walks around with her bluetooth earpiece in her ear, even when she's not on the phone.
-I know, it's totally her douchebadge.

by L.M. Aut August 29, 2007

Insufferable Douchebags

A term used to describe a circle of friends that somehow get on your nerves. Used by stuck-up people who range from teacher's pets to just people that are way to smart.

"You guys are all insufferable douchebags"- Amanda

by Attila97 March 5, 2011

douchbaganese

The act of speaking in a manner that represents a douchebag.

Douchebag - "Hey friend, check out my new 325i, hold on got take this call on my bluetooth."
Friend - "Sorry "friend" I don't speak douchbaganese."

by ZorroDave September 13, 2006

douchebagging

the act of being a douchebag.

"did you see how he's treating his girl?"
"yeah, man. he's douchebagging. forreal."

by AesthicQueen September 21, 2011

Douchebag Hat

Noun - A faggy looking mixbreed of a baseball cap and a conductor hat. This hat is usually dark green or black, purchased at Le Chateau on the men's side, and worn at night. The douchebag hat is worn low as to cover the snakelike red eyes of the douchebag wearing it. The douchebag hat is a fashion statement that says, "Look at me! I'm a big, bloated, superficial douchebag! Wanna fuck?"

Did you see Randy/Joe and the new whore he's fucking standing by the bar?

No.

Right there. He's the one wearing the douchebag hat.

Oh. I see him now.

by Playaaa What! September 26, 2007

Douchebag

Kanye West.

Kanye West is a fucking douchebag.

by Toy Machine yeah September 16, 2009

Douchebagsynthesis

The process in which energy is created by the absorption of pure unfiltered douchebaggery, artificial light created by an LCD screen, and oxygen. This process is most commonly found in species Homo Douchebaggus. They are most commonly found in front of their computer spamming/trolling, swearing at children in Xbox Live, or in New Jersey fist pumping.

Man, all this trolling and fist pumping is really draining me. Thank goodness I can always fall back on douchebagsynthesis.

by Afgan4life February 4, 2010