dookfonker

A dookfonder is something that lays eggs inside ones anus. It feeds off the fluids in the inner rectum and nurtures the eggs until they hatch and proceed to completely take over the host. The host then becomes becomes deranged and has a sole intent of murdering pastries and eating the creamy carcass left behind. The host also becomes susceptable to menstrastion of the anus into which he/she injects massive amounts of maple syrup. It should also be noted that the behavior of the now dookfondered host can be likened to that of a douchy Ernest Borgnine lookalike.

noun: Dude while you were passed out Mike totally shoved a dookfonder up your ass. Sha.

adverb: You just got dookfondered bitch.

by Vinny April 27, 2004

Dookie Rocket

A projectile piece of fecile matter. Often portrayed as a stool with fire shooting out the back like a rocket ship.

Often used when you have to poo really bad.

"Man I gotta lauch an dookie rocket."

"That dookie rocket had a malfunctional blast off!"

by Hoefert March 21, 2005

dookeemia

a succession of repetitious explosive diarrhea. In most cases the abnormal frequency and fluidity of the fecal evacuations is so intense that one is forced into bathroom seclusion for hours. Often the infected will be completely naked with their head resting on a clothes hamper strategically placed in front of them.

from slang dookee meaning feces or stool, with suffix mia or -emia meaning a medical condition of

Tom suffered from dookeemia after eating at a shady ethnic restaurant.

Heather has been missing for a while now. Do you think she is stuck in the bathroom with dookeemia?

by neko_sama_dama February 4, 2010

dookie roll

A braided gold chain worn by rappers in the late 80's and 90's.

That muthafuckin O.G. was rockin the phat dookie roll.

by Jiggity Jugs January 16, 2006

Dookstas

group of 5 or more friends who are the best and are so tight their inseparable

Me and my dookstas were the life of that party lastnight

by gumbastic January 14, 2010

haha yes the dookster

A common phrase used amongst the coincellpro10 account and followers, in reference to the comment by @eadphones that was hidden by Meta's content filter. The name "dookster" is a callback to the actor who played Count Dooku in the original Star Wars movies, Christopher Lee.

Christopher Lee was also very familiar with occult practices and it is theorised he has reincarnated several times.

"haha yes the dookster" - This comment was hidden

by haroO0 May 17, 2023

doobster

a doobie or joint with exaggerated "doobie" features: fat in the middle and twisted at one end.

I tried to roll a cone spliff, but fucked it up and now I got a doobster.

by withappens December 20, 2009