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divorce

Ending of marriage where people tend to recklessly destroy things and forget what they gained & grew from in their partnership.
The "D" in divorce represents destruction ; Their destruction is indicative of their divorce ;
by TheAnonymiss February 27, 2023
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Divorced with benefits

When you're not married anymore or dating but your'e still fucking.
Marriage had been OK but Divorced with benefits was even better. Tons of sex and none of the frustration.
by ApricotFields June 25, 2020
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sleep divorce

When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.
Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!

The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.
by Hogwash15 June 10, 2023
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Millennial Divorce

A "Millennial Divorce" is when two younger married people (millennials whatever their age may be) who file for divorce, they have no real assets but they fight over most issues, then they get offended by everything and everyone in the process, have a high sense of entitlement, and their legal bill is paid for by their parents.
Ashley and Chad never should have married. Now they are getting divorced, fighting over everything and they own nothing. All the while their parents both pay for their legal bills. It's truly a Millennial Divorce where no one is wrong and everyone is offended.
by Divorce Guru November 26, 2025
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Grounds For Divorce

A Cocktail consisting of
Port
Sherry
Wkd blue
Do you want to get a grounds for divorce at the greatest bar in Aberystwyth?, Downies.
by Hansard May 15, 2025
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Cunt Divorce

When two lesbians get divorced. That´s called Cunt divorce
Hey did you hear about Jane and Lucie? Yea they´re getting a Cunt divorce
by YUNG CLOUT CRINGE June 20, 2018
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divorce dropped

After announcing to friends and/or family you are divorcing, you are quickly dropped from the social circle. No phone calls, emails, invites. Treated like you have the plague.

Several reasons for being dropped
1. Choose sides with your stbx
2. Marriages are already shaky, treat it as contagious
3. Don't know what to say
4. Feel uncomfortable choosing a side or the thought of divorce. Rather than facing the situation, disappear altogether from the divorcing couple.

Remember, the friends you had before you married will likely stick by you. If not, the friendship was already fading. Expect the same from the exes friends before marriage. It hurts, but do you want people like that in your life? Good riddance. Make room for people who care about you. You will eventually make new friends. Important to have own network of friends.
Emailed a so-called friend about divorce, did not get a response. Clearly not a friend.

Find out friends invited your ex to a party, but did not invite you.

Casual couple friends ie: tennis doubles, drop the divorcing couple from the circle.

I have been divorce dropped.
by surfangel June 28, 2012
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