Diesel Knock

What happens when you buy a 2005 dodge 2500 from a 16 year old.

Perry: Man you got fucked! I’ve never heard a Cummins Diesel Knock so loud!
Aiden:Yeah I’m gonna kick that kids ass that sold it to me!

by El Javi the masta November 9, 2021

Diesel Heater

A female who is overweight and unattractive. Ranks one level lower than a slam pig. She's sooo fat that when she's in your bed she gives off heat.

Brent brought home a diesel heater again last night? Gross

by s. mcnugent January 27, 2011

Vin Diesel

family

friend: have you heard about Vin Diesel?
me: family?
family: yes

by ryuisshook June 25, 2019

Pure diesel

When something is beyond the measure of gas. It is so incredibly good you can’t comprehend it.

This poke bowl is “pure diesel” right now.

by KMmad January 3, 2023

Diesel Fart

It is a fart with a low but severe bounce frequency, preferably with a warmer and fuller sound than normal one.

Diesel fart makes my but cheeks bounce super crazy.

by Luwin April 7, 2022

diesel flapper

when your penis falls over your bum hole when your asleep, while you fart, making it flap over your hole like a diesel exhaust flapper

last time i had a diesel flapper, i shot some coal!

by carnath September 5, 2012

Pull a Diesel

To reach a goal both hurriedly and impeccably. This expression originated in reference to Ahmad M. Bassioni, an archeology polymath living in Alexandria, who managed to nail his MA thesis during an infallible timeframe with no compromises

- Do you think I'll be able to get my thesis written before the deadline?
* Don't worry man! You'll pull a Diesel right away and have these professors' minds blown!

by omarwally98 December 16, 2022