Pure diesel

When something is beyond the measure of gas. It is so incredibly good you can’t comprehend it.

This poke bowl is “pure diesel” right now.

by KMmad January 3, 2023

Champ Diesel

Noun: A superior champion. A person who is above and beyond an already excellent position.

Noun: A person who is striving/has the potential to be the best, but has not yet attained perfection.

ex. 1
Guy1-Dude, did you hear that Jake broke the record and won states?
Guy2-Ya dude i know. That guy is a champ diesel.

ex. 2
Guy1-dude that kid is gona go far someday, he is a legit champ diesel

by Jate77q April 4, 2010

Diesel Heater

A female who is overweight and unattractive. Ranks one level lower than a slam pig. She's sooo fat that when she's in your bed she gives off heat.

Brent brought home a diesel heater again last night? Gross

by s. mcnugent January 27, 2011

Diesel Knock

What happens when you buy a 2005 dodge 2500 from a 16 year old.

Perry: Man you got fucked! I’ve never heard a Cummins Diesel Knock so loud!
Aiden:Yeah I’m gonna kick that kids ass that sold it to me!

by El Javi the masta November 9, 2021

popped diesel

When someone is so huge that you think they are beyond steriods

Damn is that guy on steriods??

Fuck no he is popped diesel

by 2nd period pandora class May 18, 2010

diesel face

And unattractive female who's face resembles that of a Mac truck

My sister Lauren asked, "are you still going out with that diesel face? "

by Dr ZackWhatley MD.PHD.MBA.LLM. February 15, 2017

Pull a Diesel

To reach a goal both hurriedly and impeccably. This expression originated in reference to Ahmad M. Bassioni, an archeology polymath living in Alexandria, who managed to nail his MA thesis during an infallible timeframe with no compromises

- Do you think I'll be able to get my thesis written before the deadline?
* Don't worry man! You'll pull a Diesel right away and have these professors' minds blown!

by omarwally98 December 16, 2022