To reach a goal both hurriedly and impeccably. This expression originated in reference to Ahmad M. Bassioni, an archeology polymath living in Alexandria, who managed to nail his MA thesis during an infallible timeframe with no compromises
- Do you think I'll be able to get my thesis written before the deadline?
* Don't worry man! You'll pull a Diesel right away and have these professors' minds blown!
* Don't worry man! You'll pull a Diesel right away and have these professors' minds blown!
by omarwally98 December 16, 2022

when your penis falls over your bum hole when your asleep, while you fart, making it flap over your hole like a diesel exhaust flapper
by carnath September 5, 2012

A female who is overweight and unattractive. Ranks one level lower than a slam pig. She's sooo fat that when she's in your bed she gives off heat.
by s. mcnugent January 27, 2011

Noun: A superior champion. A person who is above and beyond an already excellent position.
Noun: A person who is striving/has the potential to be the best, but has not yet attained perfection.
Noun: A person who is striving/has the potential to be the best, but has not yet attained perfection.
ex. 1
Guy1-Dude, did you hear that Jake broke the record and won states?
Guy2-Ya dude i know. That guy is a champ diesel.
ex. 2
Guy1-dude that kid is gona go far someday, he is a legit champ diesel
Guy1-Dude, did you hear that Jake broke the record and won states?
Guy2-Ya dude i know. That guy is a champ diesel.
ex. 2
Guy1-dude that kid is gona go far someday, he is a legit champ diesel
by Jate77q April 4, 2010

Perry: Man you got fucked! I’ve never heard a Cummins Diesel Knock so loud!
Aiden:Yeah I’m gonna kick that kids ass that sold it to me!
Aiden:Yeah I’m gonna kick that kids ass that sold it to me!
by El Javi the masta November 9, 2021

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