Dicknanigans

Shenanigans of the dick variety. Dicknanigans include dressing up ones penis or playing with one's in an amusing way.

-Bitch 1: "Did you have sex with Tom last night?"
-Bitch 2: "No, he wouldn't stop the dicknanigans and flinging his cock around."

by megaladong May 11, 2016

dickanus

addicted.to.chaos aka bert. the act of being a closet english fag who is bipolar and/or with down syndrome

jesus christ Bert u fukn dickanus. Stop crying about the pony u never got when u turned 13. grow some balls u dickanus

by roses.for.the.inquisition May 19, 2010

dickmunch

A term of endearment used by momma dick's when they are happy their children at their dinner.

Sally Dick, Why are you the GREATEST dickmunch their ever was?!

by Joe Blow February 2, 2004

dickhand

To touch public surfaces after touching one's private areas, perhaps by utilizing the facilities, perhaps by self-pleasuring, perhaps by pleasuring someone else, without having the civil nature to wash one's hands first.

That Google guy dickhands the bathroom door every time. Why can't that guy wash his damn hands?

by Andrew Badera August 13, 2010

dickmatized

somebody who has been stigmatized for having too many male sexual partners or one particularly gross male sexual partner

After her tryst with the janitor, Susie was dickmatized by her office mates and couldn't find a date to the Christmas party.

by thebusylittlebaker May 7, 2009

dickbanger

1. one who believes they control all by having access/ops in certain channels. ie: #hellas (Austnet)

PLZQUP, DJ_LOUIE_K, MZNRG etc.

by pav December 11, 2003

Dicktank

Another name for the toilet. Synonyms: Shitplace, Peeing Area.

"Hey Barry, do you got a dicktank in this piece of shit you call an apartment?"

by Larry Koole December 7, 2003