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fabulous dickhead

Putin Vladimir Vladimirovich.
The President of the Russian Federation
-Putin is a fabulous dickhead.
-Please don't spread false rumours. Putin is not fabulous, but real dickhead!
by dildo777 June 1, 2019
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Nigger dicker

"Ay yo Emily, i heard that Keely been Nigger Dickin" "Yea i heard she was a Nigger Dicker"
by Lil_Zack24 June 19, 2017
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Dickensian Bowtie

Where a person has (due to the misfortune of succumbing to throat cancer) a breathing hole put in the throat, which is then violated by an erect penis. This act causes the hole to bleed, and the attempted breathing of the recipient causes blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie on the neck. If the blood fails to make this pattern, the penetrator should attempt ejaculate in on the recipients neck to assure a bowtie is present. A Dickensian Bowtie is often (customarily in the Midlands of the UK) proceded by an Intergallactic Mushroom slap.
Darren seized the opportunity and gave Chris a Dickensian Bowtie.
by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009
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get fucked dickhead

when your mate asks you to do 'something', and that 'something' is so ridiculous or will undermine your position as the alpha male in your relationship with said mate, the only way to respond is with 'get fucked dickhead'
mate: hey mate, seeing as though your position in this company has changed and you are now moving up stairs, I am taking your desk after tomorrow and I expect it to be clear of all your shit by tomorrow.

you: get fucked dickhead
by Mtbaddict May 31, 2016
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Dicked Solid

Means to have anal sex with someone so that their once loose shit has become packed and solid. Does not need to be used literally, can be used to describe rough sex.
Bro, did you hear that Samantha was dicked solid by Benny?! That's pretty gnarly, huh?
by Ian Schmidlap September 13, 2011
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Dickening

A complete destruction of all traces of innocence by means of a relatively large dick. Can also destroy other things. Like vaginas and assholes
Wow. Tailor is leaking shit everywhere. Her ass must have seen the dickening last night
by Old dicker January 11, 2017
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Dickenballs

Marcus likes dickenballs
by OFFDAKOOLAID September 23, 2019
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