A living organism commonly found on the lower part of the male body. It feeds off of your large intestine and grows very slowly over time. Doctors have a way of removing these, but it may be costly. The Dick is parasitic, but is only lethal if you touch it. It's body will rupture and you may feel a slight stimulation as it will begin to chew at your villi inside your entrails. A Dick has large pouches that grow beneath it that act as food storage, and grows with the Dick itself.
"I'd love to come to the party with you, but I just found out that I have a Dick. I'm going to go and see what the doctor can do about it."
by TheHelpfulDoctor December 7, 2012
1. a penis
2. a pepe
3. a sausage
4. a small pointy thing on men's front side
5. a big pointy thing on men's front side
2. a pepe
3. a sausage
4. a small pointy thing on men's front side
5. a big pointy thing on men's front side
by Hana Salam Makedonec Kincho March 19, 2017
by mizzzjake July 20, 2009
With a meaning as versatile as its possible implementations, the "Dicking" can be used to represent innumerable situations. It can be, hot, cold, heavy, resilient, vigorous, spicy, or any number of things; indeed, the qualifying adjective is instrumental to the "Dicking"'s proper use. Of course, the "Dicking" can be used to indicate dicking's more basic meaning (i.e. to engage in sexual intercourse), but the more creative the implementation, the more powerful the dicking.
That thizz was the all-night dicking!
You don't have your homework, Billy? Prepare for heavy dicking!
All day with the dicking, all night with the cock-smoking! The ultimate punishment!
Smoke kush, for everyone knows that diesel is naught but the most heated of dickings.
Lay down completely still, the dicking must be perfect.
You don't have your homework, Billy? Prepare for heavy dicking!
All day with the dicking, all night with the cock-smoking! The ultimate punishment!
Smoke kush, for everyone knows that diesel is naught but the most heated of dickings.
Lay down completely still, the dicking must be perfect.
by Purveyor_of_Dicking August 20, 2010
Slang term for penis. Each and every man has one and he stores it between his legs. It's size can vary greatly, but most men will add a couple inches when referring to their own. Dicks are usually classified into three catagories: schlort, schledium, and schlong. A dick has a very tough life: His owner likes to jerk him around, his best friend's a pussy, and his neighbour's an asshole. Most hetrosexual men use their dick for sexual activities.
Dick is also a colloquial term for an annoying man, or a nickname for a man named Richard.
Dick is also a colloquial term for an annoying man, or a nickname for a man named Richard.
Jane's boyfriend, Dick, was a total dick but she enjoyed sucking on his dick.
Hey Richard, come here! Dick, let's go!
I hate Joe Smith, he's such a dick!
I have a long dick.
Hey Richard, come here! Dick, let's go!
I hate Joe Smith, he's such a dick!
I have a long dick.
by joejackjacobsonthe second December 14, 2009
by СукаБлять November 10, 2016
Guy 1: "Man, I can't watch the season premiere of 24 because I have to go to a gay chorus concert."
Guy 2: "That's dick!"
Guy 2: "That's dick!"
by H2Hat June 26, 2006