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The Neighbor's Kid 

A noun used to describe someone who's acting in a strange, childish, and eccentric behavior. They are someone who are just flat out annoying, and loud, so loud you can hear him next door, but you still hang out with him when you're bored because of convenience or forced to hang out with them because they won't leave you alone.
ME: "Do you like watching Pewdiepie on Youtube?",

FRIEND: "He is such "The Neighbor's Kid", he can't mispronounce words like "negligible" and "phenomenon" and stutters, and screams and makes weird noises all the time, so much so my parent walked in thinking I was watching porn once".
The Neighbor's Kid by Devendren December 3, 2020

My neighbor’s house is on fire 

Code phrase for gay sex.
We’ve gotta go, my neighbor’s house is on fire.

Just Fucked the Neighbor’s Cat 

A psychological state of bewilderment and shame
1: Why does Ishmael look like he just fucked the neighbor’s cat?
2: He just found out that his dick is smaller than his wife’s.

Guilty Neighbour Sex 

When a man walks across the road to his friend's house, knocks on the door and finds his friend's girlfriend stood there in the nude with nothing but a bra and a black thong, pressumably drunk. Man asks why she's naked and she suggests that she wants some hard fucking. She grabs the man's crotch and pulls him upstairs into the bedroom for some sex. Once in the bedroom, she pulls down his jeans, pants and gives him the best blowjob of his life. Man moans in pleasure and pulls her head even further in for the blowjob. Woman then finishes blowjob by swallowing the cum and then asks man to remove thong. Man does and sucks her giant tits and gives the woman a Dirty Pompeii. Woman moans in pleasure and presents her anus so the man can Do Her Doggystyle. Man proceeds to Do Her and fingers her clit while fucking her. He also jiggles her huge tits rubs her vagina. They continue to have passionate sex then when it ends they spoon for a while before man leaves. After about 9 months, man hears from friend that his wife is pregnant and seems unsuspecting about their passionate romp. Man visits hot neighbour later and she confirms it's his baby: Guilty Neighbour Sex.
Jake: George experienced Guilty Neighbour Sex last week after he saw hot Amber. His friend doesn't even know the kid's his!
Mike: What the hell!
Jake: Oh yeah! I forgot you're Amber's boyfriend!

Pumpin the neighbor’s dog

Dude, where you been? Pumpin the neighbor’s dog? We got work to do

neighbour sex

When you can see/hear your neighbour(s) having sex
Did you hear the neighbour sex last night?
neighbour sex by OneFezzyBoi September 15, 2020