The Dicking 

With a meaning as versatile as its possible implementations, the "Dicking" can be used to represent innumerable situations. It can be, hot, cold, heavy, resilient, vigorous, spicy, or any number of things; indeed, the qualifying adjective is instrumental to the "Dicking"'s proper use. Of course, the "Dicking" can be used to indicate dicking's more basic meaning (i.e. to engage in sexual intercourse), but the more creative the implementation, the more powerful the dicking.

That thizz was the all-night dicking!

You don't have your homework, Billy? Prepare for heavy dicking!

All day with the dicking, all night with the cock-smoking! The ultimate punishment!

Smoke kush, for everyone knows that diesel is naught but the most heated of dickings.

Lay down completely still, the dicking must be perfect.

The Dicking by Purveyor_of_Dicking August 20, 2010

The Dicking Hour 

The time of night when straight friends or tourists in a gay bar need to leave or get out of the way for end of the night hook ups.

Gurl, you know I love you but it's time to go. The Dicking Hour is upon us.

The Dicking Hour by Cfahooligan April 5, 2015

dicking the dog 

acting in an unproductive manner

dude, would you stop dicking the dog and help me set up this stereo

dicking the dog by billy kelley March 26, 2004

Dicking the Dog 

A Blue Collar term for fucking off on the job. More specifically, taking much longer to complete a work assignment than the company or boss expects should be spent on it. Dicking the Dog Poking the Pooch can effectively be used as a tool to create overtime in which the employee is paid one and one half times the hourly rate.

Man 1: Old Joe sure is Dicking the Dog today. Man 2: Yea he sure the fuck is, must have a car payment or something due cause he's gonna run that job into overtime.

Dicking the Dog by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

dicking the pudding 

messing around; wasting time

Hey, Kevin! Quit dicking the pudding and get to work!

dicking the pudding by dacarlton February 15, 2005

dicking the salsa 

In colloquial speech, the phrase "dicking the salsa" would be used in reference to an event, object, or person that kills the mood, or "harshes the buzz" of one or more people.

Greg: Did you see that video of that bus of puppies falling into a lake?

Sam: Dude, stuff like that is really dicking the salsa.

dicking the salsa by boolat June 10, 2018

Dicking the Cheetah 

Acting in an unproductive manner while in Africa. Similar to Dicking the Donkey or Dicking the Dog.

Hey Mufasa, stop dicking the cheetah and finish building the mud hut!

Dicking the Cheetah by panchocachondo April 17, 2012