dicklet

Piglet's dick.

omg if you pause the Winnie the Pooh video at 17:23 YOU CAN SEE THE DICKLET!!!

by Amy Leeee April 28, 2009

Dickless in Seattle

The extreme frustration occasioned by the inability to pursue the ample sexual opportunities in Seattle Washington.

Seattle is a place abundant in beautiful and willing women. You can imagine my frustration when I had a herpes flare-up and was DICKLESS IN SEATTLE.

by Jon Barleycorn March 14, 2011

Dickless Halfwit Asshole

A Dickless Halfwit Asshole is someone thinks that the perpetuation of anti-semitic stereotypes and anti-semitism itself is more acceptable than other forms of racism. An example would be someone who reads the definition for "Jewed" on this website and thinks it is funny or acceptable. For all the Dickless Halfwit Assholes reading this, let me tell you, it is not, and this behavior will ruin many of your relationships and professional aspirations in life (unless you are trying to become a professional Nazi). If you as a reader condone anti-semitism, then you yourself are a Dickless Halfwit Asshole and you need to educate your ignorant and degenerate burden-on-society of a self before you cause any more harm. This definition is brought to you by a proud black man supportive of our Jewish allies in the fight to end racism

Note to the people who manage this website: If you do not let this definition get posted then you MUST at least censor objectively racist and harmful definitions more carefully. They are not funny and do benefit anyone. Prove to the world that we can become better than we are, and that you can become better than you have been in your borderline racist management of this website.

1. Man, don't use the word "Jewed", you Dickless Halfwit Asshole.

2. If you think that anti-Israel sentiments are so different from anti-semitic sentiments, then you are a Dickless Halfwit Asshole and need to educate yourself. (Saying "I'm anti-Israel, not anti-Semitic" is like responding to the Black Lives Matter movement with the rebuttal that "All lives matter". If you do not understand why this is so, then please educate yourself)

by EndRacismNow June 14, 2020

dickle

Someone who says stupid things on a day to day basis. Known to always use retard phrases and do retarded things. When using, sound better wen using with another funny word. Can be used to describe anyone who is generally a asshole

1)only dickle would say something like that.....
2)you are such a fuckin dickle...

by freeky ty June 30, 2009

dickless wonder

a dickless wonder is someone who cant get a hard on that trys to pick up young girls.

old guy says hey baby wanna get love from a real man once you go old you dont go back.
young girls say your nothing more than a dickless wonder trying to get young tail and you cant get it up.

by funny chick February 26, 2009

Diocletian

To preform a Diocletian is the high water mark of a EPIC sexual life. The move requires four separate girls (one from Turkey, one from Serbia, one from Italy and one from Germany) and three other bros. First you make it appear like you are going to have all 4 girls to yourself. Then you invite the other bros in, each to take one. All present climaxing at the same moment.

The ultimate expression of power and bro.

That must have been one crazy party, i heard Chet got a Diocletian to work

by Classical Biographer Plutarch December 28, 2010

dickle

dickle v. dick'led, dick'ling, dick'les

v. tr. 1. to touch (the body) lightly with a penis, so as to cause laughter or twitching movements.
2. a. To tease or excite pleasurably with a penis; titillate
b. To fill with mirth or pleasure; delight with a penis

v. r. To feel or cause a tingling sensation from a penis
n. 1. the act of dickling
2. informal terms for a difficult situation with a penis
3. a small warty penis, usually preserved in brine or vinegar.

ex: Johnny dickled me pink last night.
ex: Billy got into a terrible dickle with Suzy last night.

by Ryann October 21, 2004