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Reverse Desperate Housewife

When a younger woman fornicates with an older man, usually married at time of consummation.

It's origin is unknown, but rumor has it that the term originated when rumors spread that Eva Longoria took part in an affair with Hugh Hefner during his 7th marriage. Longoria was allegedly only 24 at the time.
"Kerry is currently taken by a married man with kids"

"Ah, the old fashioned 'reverse desperate housewife'"
by durkadurkista November 4, 2013
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desperate sex

When you have to go online and ask people to sex you, and then get upset when they don't so you retaliate by insulting them until they either give in or you leave.
Joweldeivid wouldn't quit getting at it!! Everybody already told him no! That fool was looking for desperate sex.
by AndyLockhart August 10, 2016
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devin desperate

to be so desperate that you will do anything for pussy
girl: "last night at the club i saw this really ugly girl getting hit on by this guy. he seemed really devin desperate."
by unknown to him... October 21, 2018
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Desperation

Roblox CCRP Game where you have to Oil Up to be able to play!

PLEASE GCOOL I NEED THIS WAVE!!!
''I managed to get waved for Desperation...''
by Ink_Tasty October 27, 2025
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Desperation

Desperation is not the same as being in control of yourself.
The girl wanted to start taking control of other peoples lives despite never really having had control of herself. Most of her life was an attempt to get people to start paying attention to her and stop rejecting her and going about their lives, which was true desperation.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019
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Girl desperate

A guy who will go from girl to girl and not even care. He will say he loves her a lot and make her feel happy then he blows her off and says he likes a another girl, and sometimes he will go back to the same girl. And girls are all he cares about! Also when he's not dating anyone he will find a way to date someone by telling them he loves them and making them feel happy! Then they will date and he'll break up with them like right after! So ladies if someone says they love you and then you start noticing that there not talking to you as much or their kinda ignoring you just save your self the trouble and dump them because no one should ever have to go through that!!! Leave those dumb girl desperate lovers alone!!!
An example of this

Guy- "I love her so much"
* About a week later*
Guy- "nah she's way cuter"

Girl desperate "guys only caring about girls and that's it"
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Desperate

When a guy/girl goes back to their ex to have sexual relations due to the active state of loneliness, sadness, depression, and even horniness
Reed is so desperate he hooked up with his ex last night!
by dilfhunter101 September 25, 2022
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