Person 1 : Hi! How are you? Person 2 : Type your definition here... Person 1 :Get away from me...I'm going to call 911
by I'mveryboringpleasehelp May 26, 2021
Get the Type your definition here... mug.those people who demand that you explain, prove, or provide evidence, or cites, etc, to an idea you are presenting... but then when you DO provide information to read, watch, listen to, they REFUSE (ignore-ance?) to review the information, because they were being DISHONEST about being open to the truth, or even willing to respectfully review the information which THEY DEMEANINGLY DEMANDED of you.
When i showed Fredbob the proof of the theory that he demanded of me, he REFUSED to read it like a total askhole (true definition).
by etyrnal July 28, 2015
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To have difficulties text messaging either due to a jacked up cell phone, network, or just plain sore fingers.
I couldnt text message any of my friends all day long. My phone was not sending any of my text messages. I had a serious case of texticle dysfunction.
by Railin' October 3, 2008
Get the Texticle Dysfunction mug.When a person, who doesn't normally text a lot, tries to send a text message. it's often a tricky and frustrating process to coordinate all of the shift and function keys.
*%^&$! I am experiencing textual dysfunction. i cant get the &%^&*! function key to work with the @ sign.
by alison11 April 29, 2009
Get the Textual dysfunction mug.A condition that occurs after many hours of exposure to a High Definition Television. Similar to a sunburn, but caused by the clear and bright light emitted from a High Definition Television.
Last night, while watching a Blu-Ray copy of Troy on my HDTV, I came away with a High Definition burn.
by UCTV July 13, 2010
Get the High Definition Burn mug.Refers to that last page of entries that receive lots of dislikes and will appear on the last page of a popular word here on Urban Dictionary. Usually this last page of definitions will be one of these:
a) An honest testimonial on the page of a name, e.g. Blake is mean and a bully
b) A non-PC entry done after, say, 2017
c) Anything supportive of the Second Amendment or Donald Trump
Also, finally, just really retarded definitions and gay inside jokes we didn't ask for.
The four of these things all come together to make the final page of definitions.
a) An honest testimonial on the page of a name, e.g. Blake is mean and a bully
b) A non-PC entry done after, say, 2017
c) Anything supportive of the Second Amendment or Donald Trump
Also, finally, just really retarded definitions and gay inside jokes we didn't ask for.
The four of these things all come together to make the final page of definitions.
Nick: Oh shit, what's that? Looks horrible!
Will: Dear God, we've stumbled onto the last page of definitions.
Will: Dear God, we've stumbled onto the last page of definitions.
by thecrazycatten May 14, 2020
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