shove your big toe in a bitches schfinkter..wiggle it around a little bit..toe her asshole good..then put your tootsie toe in her mouth.
Dear Journal
I cant stand shit on my thumb so i decided to give my girl a steel toe danish today instead.
Love,
Travolta
I cant stand shit on my thumb so i decided to give my girl a steel toe danish today instead.
Love,
Travolta
by Travolta January 25, 2006
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It was well known that after a jog, Bill Clinton would often stop by a danish fruit stand for a refreshing peach or nectarine.
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A particular grip used for holding another person's head when he/she is performing oral sex on you. Hold around the back of his/her head with both hands and control the motion and speed of the oral sex.
Sarah gave me a blowjob last night, but she was kind of a rookie, so I gave her a danish scalp massage to guide her through it.
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Get the Cheese danish backwash mug.The act of a man breaking your nose while performing oral sex, thus mixing the blood with their semen, making a concoction that resembles a rasberry and cheese danish.
This girl was going down on me the other night, and I gave her a rasberry danish. It was awesome!!!(and I am a huge disgusting asshole, who is totally self centered and insecure)...by the way, then she bit off my penis, thus adding another red color to it.
by lillian black March 29, 2004
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