curtis

1. the most hairy man alive.
2. yet, still balding.....
3. has a massive heart.
4. very compassionate and impassioned.
5. very compatible with a jennaor jennah.
6. very metrosexual.
7. a best friend in every aspect of the word.

1. wow, that guy has so much roast beef he could go curtis.
2. wow, that guy is hairy and kind of not..... what a curtis!
3. they are so sweet. they must have curtis-sized hearts.
4. that outfit is so fashionable for a man that it could be curtis.
5. you are my curtis.

by jennah cobb April 28, 2008

curtis

a bloated blowfish black man incapable of being "real" he resembles forrest whittaker and bigge smalls. a curtis never brushes his tooth and refuses to bathe. u can find him behind a local grocery store beating his meat by a bonfire

an example of a curtis is a two headed clitoris with a hangnail

by fruckfucknut February 12, 2010

curtis

Possibly the biggest tool that the world has ever known. If a "Curtis" was the foe of James Bond, the famous 007 would likely kill himself due to this persons toolness.

"Dude did that kid just steal candy from a baby? What a curtis ...."

"Dude that kid is a curtis... he thought being able to burp his abc's would attract this babe...what a curtis bro."

"Dude that kid thought Helen Keller were two different people.. what a curtis."

by Da Boss 4444221 August 23, 2011

Curtis

A disguised way of saying you need to go #2, Hince Jamie Lee Curtis as the Activia Lady.

"Hold on guys, I'll meet up with you in a minute, I gotta drop off a Curtis real quick"

by Captain DOO DOO and the Grunts July 13, 2009

Curtisize

The act of criticizing someone for apparent reason.

Man 1:You suck so bad I hate you so much!

woman:What you just met me

Man2:Don't Curtisize her

by Man1212123 January 24, 2010

CURTIS

One who is always tired , falls asleep while walking , seated , or on his phone ..

Look at that Curtis, he is a snoozlebeast

by Large___marge September 2, 2017

curtis nelson

A real cool electrician with the biggest dick in Indiana

I wish that I was half the man Curtis Nelson is. He knows everything.

by Indiana guy February 16, 2015