crystal chicken

The best band name for Lego rock band.

Boy: who is the best band on lego rock band
Boy 2: crystal chicken of course

by Idk some chicken guy July 4, 2021

crystal future prez

The smortest person to ever live. She is da one that shall become the president and abolish spllpleing one day! EVERYONE VOTE FOR HER

Person: "OMG IS THAT CRYSTAL FUTURE PREZ"
Person B: "NO WAY I NEED HER AUTOGRAPH!!!"

by im da swagger of the swag January 20, 2022

Crystal whale spearing

A slang term originating from Huntsville, AL, to crystal whale spear is when you fuck a fat bitch off of the drug crystal meth.

Me and the boys went crystal whale spearing last night! It was awesome!

by Lorangecreampopsicle February 10, 2023

Amethyst Crystal

A crazy little red head lesbian.

The actual person named Amethyst Crystal, you should meet her she's crazy!

by AC herself May 31, 2009

cowboy crystals

A phrase that sounds like it would be a name for meth

This lot lizard gave me a ton of cowboy crystals

by yehowyada February 6, 2018

White Crystal

A crystal filled with cum to be worn as jewelry.

"Hey, I made this white crystal for you." - some perv.

by ItsGD September 2, 2019

Snot crystal

When the mucus in one's nose freezes due to cold temperatures and begins to crystalize in one's nose.

I must remove these snot crystal's from my nostrils at once.

by Savytechnerd November 12, 2020