A person who is sexually attracted to military equipment made by the military equipment company also known as CRYE
Kodama: look at this cool military vest I found
Someone smart: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM PLAYING READY OR NOT
(CRYE fetish is basically someone who's sexually attracted to a bunch of military equipment, looking at you kodama)
Someone smart: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM PLAYING READY OR NOT
(CRYE fetish is basically someone who's sexually attracted to a bunch of military equipment, looking at you kodama)
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"What's wrong with his??"
"Let's just say he's a dry cryer."
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"What's wrong with his??"
"Let's just say he's a dry cryer."
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Get the dry cryer mug.Like crap, darn, and doh!, this is a statement of frustration. This is usually said, however, when a plot is foiled or one is nailed by a good prank or practical joke.
Martin: Mr. Pendor, we have done a background check and have discovered that you have been cheating on your taxes since Roosevelt was President.
Chester: Which one? Teddy or Frank?
Martin: Frank.
Chester: Which term? He had four, you know.
Martin: It doesn't matter! What does matter is that you're under arrest!
Chester: Do you have proof?
Martin: It's all at the station. Why don't you slip into these handcuffs, junior, and we'll let Detective Charles take care of you!
Chester: Ah, cripes...
Chester: Which one? Teddy or Frank?
Martin: Frank.
Chester: Which term? He had four, you know.
Martin: It doesn't matter! What does matter is that you're under arrest!
Chester: Do you have proof?
Martin: It's all at the station. Why don't you slip into these handcuffs, junior, and we'll let Detective Charles take care of you!
Chester: Ah, cripes...
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